1. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights
2. Free TV on the plane would distract us
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there
5. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down
6. We would ALL want to fly the plane
7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane
8. We can't keep a secret; the whole community would have found out before we even knew we were doing it
9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield
10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages

And since we'll be carrying so much luggage on the plane anyway, its more then likely that the special "luggage" won't even be on the plane we are boarding, it will come on the next flight.

Thats really cool AK. one other thing i think would be appropiate for this,
[b] If the flights from bangladesh airports then we will act like an idiot, get beaten by the immigration officer so badly that we will forget to press the right button at the right time.

lol

AK where the 'ell did you find that one?